The attention is being drawn to Kristi Noem’s lips, and not in the way she would likely like. Her pout seems to get wider every time she cuddles up to Donald Trump, which leads to endless conversations about plastic surgery. The internet is yelling, “Get off the syringe!” in response to side-by-side photos of her before and after the Trump glow-up!
The reported affair between Noem and fillers has become social media gold. Critics claim her trout-pout has officially jumped the shark, as seen by spoof films and memes that compare her face to oversized marshmallows and overstuffed pillows. She even received the ultimate pop culture burn—a vicious South Park takedown—for the drag.
The South Dakota native has remained silent about whether or not she has had work done throughout it all. Is it the only thing she has acknowledged? dental procedures. In a March 2024 commercial video for a dental facility in Texas, Noem joyfully credited her new family with replacing the front teeth she had lost in a bicycle accident.
But more than that? She has a tighter zipper than her lips. In all honesty, who is still purchasing natural defense? Perhaps the overly giving people believe she unintentionally bumped into a nest of irate wasps. She has gone all out for fillers, according to everyone else. Celebrities are also adding to this. There are untrue rumors that Kristi Noem sobbed while Congress questioned her about her qualifications.
The truth: novelist and playwright Paul Rudnick revealed that Kristi’s lips explode whenever she cries, closes her eyes, or winks because of Botox, surgery, and Elmer’s Glue.
When you begin a search and enter Kristi Noem before and after plastic surgery, it will automatically appear. In order to build its fake master race, fascism now seems to require plastic surgery.RGwPcKoCiH pic.twitter.com/
August 7, 2025, Jack’s House Radio Free NAFO (@FluteMagician)
From Conspiracy Theories to Cosmetic Theories
Noem’s lips are receiving more attention now than her political views. That speaks something, too. You would expect that policy would take precedence over her conspiracy theories and her strict immigration views. Rather, her pufferfish pout is the center of attention for late-night hosts, beauty bloggers, and the Twitter crowd.
What about Noem? She is furious. She shares Donald Trump’s lack of composure when it comes to becoming the target of a joke. She is thin-skinned, quick to lash out, and furious at what she views as trivial criticism.
Kristi Noem might want to devote less time to plastic surgery and more time to studying habeas corpus.sI1jZZqBih pic.twitter.com…
Does anyone want chips? May 21, 2025 (@anyonewantchips)
“It’s so lazy to make fun of women for how they look,” she said in August 2025 on a recent interview on The Glenn Beck Program. The only people who do that are liberals and radicals. Go ahead and criticize my work if they want to, but they are obviously unable to do so. That’s just the little thing they chose.
She obviously omitted one important detail: Trump, her boss, is well known for making fun of appearances. Hey, she’s never been good at self-awareness. Kristi Noem is ultimately free to maintain her claim that she is au naturel. However, the internet will continue to feast as long as her lips continue to swell with each headline. Furthermore, the mockery doesn’t wear off like filler does.
