With her brutal monologue on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Tiffany Haddish’s distaste for Donald Trump has been more apparent. Without even mentioning the President’s name, the actress took a few jabs at him on the Monday Night show. She was ridiculed when she declared her intention to run for president. People can’t help but notice how she viciously trolled Trump, even if it was obviously just her excellent sense of humor.
“I am fully qualified to serve as president,” she declared. She then proceeded to enumerate the similarities between herself and the Republican leader. Haddish said, “I’m wealthy, I’ve been arrested a couple of times, and I always say crazy shit.”
She continued, After electing a reality host and an actor as president, it’s time to choose a comic. She then made her most offensive remark about Trump, perhaps saying, “Finally, a president who is funny on purpose, most of the time.”
Known for her excellent sense of humor, Haddish didn’t really stop there. She then revealed an odd notion during a campaign-style address on the show. We will manage this nation and this government like a business. And Sizzler is that business.
In jest, she promised that her platform would require credit scores on dating site profiles and offer pastrami at every Subway store. She also pledged to turn delivery robots into toys by reprogramming them. Tiffany Haddish stated, “No more STDs, y’all.”
You’re hilarious! Haddish 2028 was excellent. Mind your own damn business, America!
You look fantastic in orange, too! LOL, you’re hilarious!
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Her greatest promise, though, was something entirely different. “My campaign is built around a very simple idea: America, mind your own damn business,” the actress remarked, referencing Tim Walz’s vice presidential speech. That sounds pleasant, doesn’t it?
“In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the personal choices that they make,” stated Minnesota Governor Tim Walz on his campaign bill during the last election. We also have a golden rule: Mind your own dang business, even if we wouldn’t choose the same options for ourselves.
Haddish has long expressed her disgust with Donald Trump, and she has no qualms about using humor to do so. She cruelly made fun of the President in 2018 as The Oath was being promoted. She mockingly said that it would be like people dancing in the streets if Trump, who was then serving his first term, were to leave.
